Dave, my bachelor friend, is unskilled and uninterested in housework. While I am visiting him one day, the repair shop called to say that his vacuum cleaner was ready to be picked up. When he got off the phone, I asked, "What was the matter with it?"
"It needed a new bag," he replied.
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I was going shopping to buy a gift for my wife and I asked for her sizes. "If it's clothes, I wear size Small," she said.
"If it's diamond, I wear Large."
from my favourite mag...
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